that Mountain House chili is the worst! While I've eaten a lot of FD food over the years and find the taste tolerable, the resulting gas cramps and mandatory 2am sprint to the boombox, followed by a day or so of playing rear guard on the trail, AND having to sit downwind of everyone due to emissions that would make the EPA cringe was less than pleasurable. and then on top of it all my, and others who were with me, experiences have made it into the history books among our group. I bought a dehydrator immediately following that trip...
As for portages, I actually enjoy doubling or 1 1/2ing them, I usually carry the packs and gear on the first leg which gives me the opportunity to scout the route, observe the nature around me, and stretch out and recharge my muscles, before following with my canoe, While I CAN single it, I'm in no rush- after all the whole reason for my tripping is to recharge and see and hear the sights and sounds of nature around me, not to participate in a "death march" just to get from A to B as fast as possible. I've even been known to just drop my gear, whip out my fishing rod and do a few casts into any promising- looking stream I may cross