As a paddler, you'll appreciate TurboJetslams!  (And it's on sale now at smashwords, but it's also available in print.)
 
Here's the blurb:
 
You ever have a neighbour whose behaviour is so mind-bogglingly inconsiderate and so suicide-inducingly annoying that you just want to ask him, in a polite Canadian way, to please stop?
 
TurboJetslams isn't like that.
 
Jass Richards' new novel, TurboJetslams: Proof #29 of the Non-Existence of God, tells the tale of one person's pathetic and hilarious attempts to single-handedly stop the destruction of a little piece of beautiful Canadian wilderness by the increasing numbers of idiots who couldn't care less.
 

Jass