Drew, that was a fun writeup. I shared a few tidbits with my wife, you might be slowly developing a new fan. She enjoyed your concerns over the trees at the campsite you were afraid might come to life and eat you. I was pleased to see you enjoyed your aerial tent, because that's on my list of I-know-darn-well-I'm-going-to-cave-but-I-keep-telling-myself-I'm-just-thinking-about-it.
Relative to your comment above about worrying on things....I've had a handful of trips where I was in the tour coordinator position. You can't control the weather, or when somebody makes a mistep, or even when somebody doesn't allow their dehydrated dinner to rehydrate all the way, or how well somebody sleeps, yet it all weighs on you somehow. Your enjoyment is found in their enjoyment of the trip. On one trip we brought our daughter's best friend with us, when the girls were 16 or 17. My trip report was a called "A River Runs Through it" because the portages were ridiculous that way. There was a lot of misery on that trip, but some great moments as well. At the time I could only feel the misery the others must have felt. At the end of the trip, I asked my daughters' friend if she enjoyed the trip, and she said "10 out of 10, would recommend." That really pumped my tires, and helped me start reflecting positively on our trip, which really was a great one. but those portages....